You scratch my back, I'll wash yours?

If Maltz's Matzah brei and Milkshakes doesn't work out, The Maltz has been thinking about opening up a chain of stores that specialize in middle-back and bottom-of-the-feet washing. I don't know about you, but outside of my shoulders and my lower back I can't reach the other areas. And when you think about it, how often do you actually wash the bottom of your feet? Occasionally after the beach or in the tub but you have to admit, its rare.

Washings wouldn't be scheduled as often as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having kids but they wouldn't be as infrequent as a Delman sample sale either. Instead, the washings would occur every 3 months or so. Postcard reminders would be sent out periodically too, like the dentist does, "it's time for your middle-back and bottom-of-the-feet washing..." Each session would last 20 minutes, include a light massage, and all materials would be organic. Pricing would look something like this:

Middle-Back wash (single): $10.00
Middle-Back wash (12-pack): $110.00
Bottom-of-the-feet wash (single): $10.00
Bottom-of-the-feet wash (12-pack): $110.00
Middle-Back wash & Bottom-of-the-feet wash Combo (single): $18.00
Middle-Back wash & Bottom-of-the-feet wash Combo (12-pack): $200.00

$200.00 duckets a year, it's a no brain-er.
-The Maltz