Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Overage

In the world of The Maltz, this is how it goes:
  • Coke over Pepsi
  • McDonald's over Burger King (especially the fries)
  • Saran Wrap over Reynolds
  • Carvel over Häagen-Dazs
  • Hot & Sour soup over Wonton Soup
  • NBC over ABC/CBS
  • Mets over Yankees, Giants over Jets, Devils over Rangers
  • Pepperoni over plain
  • Crest over Colgate
  • AT&T over Sprint
  • Saucony over Asics
  • Wings over Chicken Fingers; Hot over Mild
  • Golf over Tennis
  • Strawberry over Vanilla
  • Splenda over Sweet'N Low
  • Continental over American
  • Shawarma over Falafel
  • SI over ESPN the Magazine
  • 660 over 1050
  • Huggies over Pampers (baby wipes)
  • 7-up over Sprite
  • Mega Millions over Quick Draw
  • Firefox over IE
  • Cheddar over American
  • the red lines (1, 2, and 3) over the green lines (4, 5, and 6)
  • Dunkin' Donuts over Starbucks
  • UPS over DHL
  • Sirius over XM
  • Sherwood over Koho
  • Miller lite over Coors lite
  • Fall over Spring, Winter over Summer
  • Snapple over Nestea, Lipton over Arizona
  • Gillette Sensor over Mach 3
  • Steven over Marc
-The Maltz

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL
best post ever. this text should be canonized. school books etc. no less.
and whats with the word verification?!

Anonymous said...

Coke over Pepsi.... Both are no good I'll take Barq's root beer any day

McDonald's over Burger King - Wendys! (Fat-burger other than fries)

Saran Wrap over Reynolds... who cares

Carvel over Häagen-Dazs... Baskin Robbins

Hot & Sour soup over Wonton Soup.. too hot for soup

NBC over ABC/CBS... WB?

Mets over Yankees, Giants over Jets, Devils over Rangers... Yankees, Giants(agreed) Devils? cmon'

Pepperoni over plain... Bacon (I though at least you would have that)

Crest over Colgate...Extreme Clean

AT&T over Sprint... Verizon!!

Saucony over Asics... HELLO the
Swoosh

Wings over Chicken Fingers; Hot over Mild... agreed

Golf over Tennis...non athletic old dudes play golf

Strawberry over Vanilla... Chocolate

Splenda over Sweet'N Low... Sugar baby

Continental over American.. JET BLUE!

Shawarma over Falafel... Potato Pancakes

SI over ESPN the Magazine.. ESPN.COM over both

660 over 1050....?

Huggies over Pampers (baby wipes)...too advanced for me

7-up over Sprite... Shasta..jk!

Mega Millions over Quick Draw...
Kraps over all

Firefox over IE... your crazy!

Cheddar over American... NO WAY

the red lines (1, 2, and 3) over the green lines (4, 5, and 6)... green lines are the best in the city, dont hate b/c they dont take you to where you need to go

Dunkin' Donuts over Starbucks.. 7 Eleven!

UPS over DHL.. FedEx

Sirius over XM.. true

Sherwood over Koho

Miller lite over Coors lite... couldnt agree more

Fall over Spring, Winter over Summer... righ again my two shirted friend

Snapple over Nestea, Lipton over Arizona... on the $

Gillette Sensor over Mach 3.. nuts, Mach 3 turbo is better than a straight edge razor

Steven over Marc... not sure but I'll agree!

Anonymous said...

Ohhhhh $hizzzzz....ownership Maltz over Urlacher.

Anonymous said...

Steven over Marc ...

The Maltz shouldn't piss off a loyal reader. Readers are hard to come by in these poor economic times.

- MIDTOWNMALTZBLOGREADER

Anonymous said...

you forgot CMaltz over GMaltz