RESPECT THE VAN?

The Maltz recently had a conversation with his friend, "a very loyal reader" and The Maltz could not believe his ears. The former 1st pick of Ultra Leagues is now a mini-van man. Here is the response I got from "a very loyal reader" and the "wife of a very loyal reader":

"My family has delved into the stereotypical suburban family by leasing a mini-van. Our decision was ridiculed by many, including the Maltz himself. It was a hard decision but it was the most practical one considering we have 2 kids and lots of family who like to tag along on our day to day adventures, making extra seating necessary. Most mocked us for getting a mini-van over an SUV but seriously why would I get something with worse gas mileage, an added SUV tax, and uncomfortable extra seating? We have had the mini-van for 4 days so far and it rocks; it's so plush. The auto opening and closing of the doors is awesome. The moral of the story is those who mock the van do not know the van. RESPECT THE VAN!"

The Maltz thanks "a very loyal reader" and the "wife of a very loyal reader" for their guest blogging but the verdict remains the same - the only Van to be respected is the tan one and the Morrison.
-The Maltz