questions...

The Maltz recently been inundated with reader requests for more Blogs so The Maltz is happy to report that The Maltz will be increasing the frequency in which he posts. The Maltz likes lists, so here are a few questions to share with you:

1) Who uses their hazard button more, the US Postal Service Delivery Truck driver or the UPS delivery guy?

2) Speaking of the USPS, why do people always do a double look after dropping mail into the mailbox on the street corner - don't they see it fall the first time? and since everyone does it, how come we don't have a name for it?

3) The Maltz likes the tacos at Fresh Tortilla Express. They also serve Chinese Food under the name Peking Chef and both share the same phone #. When The Maltz calls for delivery, they always answer the phone with a greeting, "Thanks for calling Peking Chef, may I have your order?" How do they know which restaurant to answer the phone with? They never get it wrong...

Coming soon:

*Top 10 Wedding Cocktail hour hors d'oeuvres

*New York City best urinals